The Daily Despatch

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The Men Who Run Britain Have Not Read the News Since Boris Was Still Considered Charming

Britain's most influential political advisers — the unelected figures who whisper strategy into ministerial ears and shape the policies that govern millions of lives — have quietly stopped engaging with current events. According to sources close to several senior Whitehall figures, the preferred intelligence-gathering method is now a combination of vibes, half-remembered podcast episodes, and a WhatsApp group called 'The Lads (Policy)'. Experts say this may explain quite a lot.

Mar 13, 2026

Technology

Cabinet Office Spends £4.2 Million Deciding How to Decide What to Plan Next

The Cabinet Office has unveiled its most ambitious initiative in years: a Strategic Planning Framework designed to lay the groundwork for eventually beginning to think about drafting a long-term strategy. The contract to oversee the process has been awarded to a consultancy firm whose website returns a 404 error. The plan is already six months behind schedule.

Mar 13, 2026

Technology

Digg, Reddit, and the Great Social News Wars: A Tale of Hubris, Upvotes, and Unlikely Comebacks

Before Reddit became the self-proclaimed 'front page of the internet,' there was Digg — a scrappy, chaotic, and genuinely revolutionary platform that briefly ruled the early web. What followed was one of tech history's most spectacular self-inflicted wounds, a bitter rivalry, and a series of comeback attempts so persistent they'd make a Marvel villain blush.

Mar 12, 2026